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snowboard

a beautifully designed instrument used for slaying all types of snowcovered terrain and rails
I used my Snowboard to do a switch frontside rodeo 540
by Sean "sTc REP" Eggel July 14, 2003
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snowboarder

anyone who snowboards. many (but not all) skiers hate snowboarders because they have only seen the snowboarders who either suck so much that they only slide down the mountain and scrape snow (but hey, they gotta start somewhere), or the cocky ones who only hit park all day long on good pow days and are assholes to skiers who are also in the park. its because of riders like this that skiers have created an extremely negative stereotype about snowboarders. these snowboarders account for about only 5%-45% of the snowboarders, depending on where you go. most of the skiers don't have friends who are true riders create and live by these stereotypes.

true riders:
dont bitch and whine about skiers all the time- they can be just as cool as us

dont hog up the park all day and sit down in landings

shred the pow when possible

can ride whatever they feel like and dont hate on other riders who rip on different stuff then they do, unless the rider ONLY does park (some people like backcountry more, some like park more, some like inbounds more, but a good mix is what i like).

ride to have fun, to live life. (and they can do this w/friends)






(and also, shawn white is a great rider, and im not hatin, but he isnt the only great one. ever heard of guys like craig kelly, or antti autti?)
most snowboarders are actually really ill guys.

yes we have our own language. dont start hatin because you dont know what ill, shred, pow, gnar, and such means.

we're creative enough to make our own diction, assholes
by WiMcS July 3, 2008
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snowbirds

the biggest pieces of shit in the entire fucking world. old people who make every restaraunt in the whole state of florida crowded from 2-10 p.m. all snowbirds migrate south for the winter so their rich asses don't have to deal with snow. they take their entire goddamn families and drive down the middle of the road at .000000000000000000000001 miles per hour, and are known for causing crashes at this intense speed. although, the younger snowbirds have been known to push 5 mph at times. all snowbirds are stubborn, rich, and have absolutley no idea how to drive a car.
person 1: hey person 2, want to go get something to eat?
perosn 2: we can't, it's fucking snowbird season!
person 1: let's go crash their million dollar cars so maybe they will leave!
person 2: great idea!
person 1: yeah, snowbirds suck ass!
by me, myself May 9, 2006
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snowboard

The best of the major extreme sports (Skateboarding, surfing, BMX, Motocross and Rollerfagging).
The snowboard is the thing your boots are strapped into and snowboarding is what you do with it.
Heli-boarding and carving up untouched powder faces on a snowboard is the best experience known to man.
Unfortunately freeriding doesn't get much exposure anymore as it is being replaced by the lucrative freestyle business. People are beginning to forget that its about riding down the mountain, not seeing who can get the best photospread.
Rider : "Do you snowboard?"
Fake Rider(ie.'Fashion Nazi') : "Yeah I bought a new burton for $10 000 and decked myself out with all this season's new shit. Tommorow I'm going to go parade it in the pipe(half-pipe)."
Rider : "Yeah whateva dude, LATE!@"
by Diego August 15, 2003
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snowball queen

A girl who's good at giving blowjobs. She can make a guy cum hella fast.
Yo Kevin! Kendall's such a snowball queen
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Siberian Snowball

An act that involves two "players", whereby one participant receives semen in their oral orifice. This is followed by the insertion of a Ferrero Rocher into the mouth of said participant, which is then transfered along with the ejaculatory fluid into the other "player's" muzzle. Once this stage has been completed, the initial participant receives a sticky load square on the mug for being such a filthy little cocksucker.
Edgar spent all week fantasising about the Siberian Snowball that had been promised to him by Charley Twaddle the Third.
by Karlukeydookey December 20, 2010
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fuzzy snowball

A hairy ballsack that is delightfully sprinkled in dandruff like sprinkles on ice cream it will make girls soak their panties
"Have you seen his fuzzy snowballs they made me so wet!"
by Jakewiththelongsnake February 22, 2014
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