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Cum Shoveler

After several loads have been dumped into a cum dumpster, an even less respected woman, comes and shovels cum out of the dumpsters stanky snatch.
Shaniqua just got gangbanged by 453 nigs and now needs a cum shoveler to scoop out 32 gallons of cum from every crevice of her body.
by Trakevony Kraukain October 26, 2011
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Shovel chip

A hot chip that is crispy enough that you can pierce the surface of another chip, allowing you to eat a chip with another chip
Mat drops his chip into his tomato sauce*

Mat- "oh no I've dropped my chip into my sauce"

Jamie- "that's a conundrum!"

Elijah- "how are you going to get that out without getting sauce on your fingers?"

Pat- "use a shovel chip"

Mat picks up the shovel chip and successfully gets the chip out of the sauce with no mess on his fingers

Mat- "Pat you're a genius, this is the best! SHOVEL CHIPS !!!!!"
by Pat Hoops August 5, 2016
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shovel-buddy

The only person that knows where you stash your porn, drugs or sextoys, with the specific function of relocating/destroying the materials when you die before gets discovered by your family and other friends.
"Ron Jeremy needs a shovel-buddy."

"I sure hope my shovel-buddy remembers where I put this"
by JMosh July 9, 2007
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shovel butt

A persons back side which is shaped somewhat like a shovel; a flatt ass; or a long droopy ass.
Yo! That chick does't have an ass, she has a shovel butt!
by mpe~aka~Easy June 14, 2009
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slove

Super-Love. Love so great that the word love cannot accurately describe it.
I slove you.
Superman doesn't love. He sloves.
by gmay13 November 14, 2009
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Chinese Military Shovel

The uber-multi-purpose tool, the Chinese military shovel!
by RummieRR June 9, 2010
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Texas Steam Shovel

When you shat in a girls mouth and then make her deep throat your dick
I gave her a texas steam shovel last night.
by Lendale April 4, 2008
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