Beard Sniffer

Straight men who like to hang out in gay bars in hopes to hook up with the fag hags (women who hang out with gay men, aka their beard).

I don't think he's gay, he's just a beard sniffer.

Watch out for beard sniffers at gay bars, they may try to act gay just to get close to you, but they're just trying to get in your pants!

by shoe-luva May 29, 2010

Rick sniffer

Cupping another persons fart for them i farted putting it in their face.

I walked up behind him, he farted & I cupped it & put it in his face... "you just rick sniffered me!"

by Sridickdanger August 27, 2017

soffer

A person who is the epitome of beautiful...The best looking

Wow, That person is extremly soffer

by J-Monayyy October 6, 2006

pussy sniffer

A guy/girl who likes the aroma of pussy

Man that nigga is one crazy ass pussy sniffer

by bulldog07 May 13, 2006

whiffle sniffer

someone that sniffs a female's bicycle seat after she is done riding it

Did you see tom with tracy's bike, he is such a fucking whiffle sniffer.

by Josh February 16, 2004

Lip Sniffer

someone with a flat nose and or big lips....ie Black person

Hey Lip sniffer, gimme my bike back

by lil adolf June 16, 2009

Saddle Sniffer

Bike riding enthusiast that’s lacking the social skills to interact in regularly re-occuring typical scenarios with whatever sex they are attracted to. They lack regular reasonable female interaction on a day to day basis in life. Any time a female shows up to a group cycling event, the saddle sniffer is immediately right behind them for the entire ride. He takes extreme advantage of every second the female has joined the group ride. He is offering to adjust the bike for the woman, bragging about his ability to assist with any and all types of anything the woman may need on the bike ride, warning her of anything on the trail or road ahead of them.. Offering to take her on a “private tour” of whatever area the group is riding after the main group ride... Just all in all, hes up that womans ass for the entire bike ride.. almost to the point of creeping the woman out so that they never want to show up to a group bike ride again. One of the main reasons for women only exclusive bike clubs ( because they don’t want to be around such male douches ) and one of the reasons that most group bike rides are nearly completely male dominated.

“Bob was being such a saddle sniffer towards on that one chick ass all night on the ride, dam, you’ve got to know hes not getting any at home”

by Williamsven January 19, 2011