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SNART

TO SNEEZE AND FART at the same time,

V. Snarting
OMG my allergys are acting up so bad I keep SNARTING.
by Jaxs July 26, 2004
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Snart

When someone sneezes and farts at the same time. This will sometimes result in the formation of mustard gas if both the fart and sneeze mix together.
Person 1: "Hey bro, I think I just snarted
Person 2: "Gross dude, your going to create mustard gas and kill us all
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snart

Girl 1: What was that?
Girl 2: OOOPS!!! I snarted.
Girl 1: What's that?
Girl 2: I was sneezing and I accidentally farted.
Girl 1: Thats disgusting, but hilarious.
by Summer Day & D July 26, 2006
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Sner

The new, magic term for tea.
Alice: Hey, wanna drink some tea?
Gerald: Don't you mean sner?
by Tumbyfife November 14, 2010
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Serti

This word originates from sad and mortified- Sertified, shortened to Serti. easy confused with Certified or Certi but means something completely different; context is important.
Friend: How did she react when she found out you were with (Side chicks name)
Me: Man, she was serti
by CertiMike November 22, 2017
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sneating

When a person goes on a date with someone they aren't interested in just so they can get a free meal. Usually done by women, cause let's face it, women almost never pick up the bill. Comes from the words sneaky and eating.
I was wondering why all these dinner dates from Tinder women weren't leading to a relationship. It turns out that women use Tinder for sneating now.
by wakkadoodooo January 17, 2021
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Sneath

Noun: Slow, dull witted creature, known for its distinctive call. "SNEATH".The Sneath contains no bones in it's arms. It stalks it's prey, and strikes by throwing it's boneless limbs onto its targets shoulder. When in danger, the Sneath will call upon the rest of his tribe, by flailing his arms over the targets head, while whooping "SNEATH!".

Verb: To surprise an innocent victim, by retracting your arms into their sleeves, and throwing your sleeves onto the victims shoulders, while yelling "SNEATH!"

Adjective: A way to describe a sneaky, wide eyed phony. Who keeps to him/herself, and scares off unwanted visitors.
Person 1: So nice day today?
Person 2: O yes its gorgeous.
Sneath: Sneath!!
Person 1: OMG!! It's a Sneath! Run!!
Sneath: Sneath. Sneath. Sneath.

Person 1: Wow that guy is such a Sneath.

Person 1: I'm so going to sneath you tonight!
by Josh Saleh, Josh Carrenca January 13, 2009
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