Midget Snare

(Noun) A tool used to aid in the collection of midgets and or all other small creatures with the intent to steal human souls.

After watching a female midget steal the soul from a helpless child i took quick action. I noticed the midget was heading due west so i used my normal legs, which enabled to move much faster, and went ahead of the midgets path. I quickly set up the Midget Snare and jumped behind a bush. As the midget ran her little foot entered the small loop laid on the ground. The 20 pound fishing line quickly tighted around the creatures leg and with a snap, launched her into the air. She was whiplashed back down and swung with nothing but fear in her eyes. It was the best Example of a Midget Snare ever. As she dangled in the air waving those little arms attempting to free herself i ran out and beat the midget with a stick. After 4 strong hits she released the childs soul and gave up all hope. I put her in my Midget Collection Bag and went on my way to return the childs soul.

by midgets.steal.soul February 11, 2010

snarfel

The act of blowing air thru the mouth while press against someone’s stomach, resulting in the classic bubbly fart noise.

I gave her a snarfel when she least expected it.

by JJames September 17, 2005

Snarcastic

1. adv. Both snarky and sarcastic in one's demeanor or behavior.
2. adj. The state of being both snarky and sarcastic

Gabe is being snarcastic today.
That reply was snarcastic.

by Steph M October 30, 2005

snaR

Means nothing, At all. Can be used in almost Any situation to replace any word.

Oh I think I tore my snaR,

He snaR'd em

by snaRadams March 2, 2012

hard as a snarbuckle

Newfoundland slang given to something edible that is really difficult to chew.

Aunt Mary baked some bisquits. I did not have the heart to tell her they were as hard as a snarbuckle.

by The Gewfie Newfie January 20, 2011

snare trap

a huge vagina that gets unbelievably tight when you get in it

dude last night i got caught in my girlfriends snare trap

by jackarf May 24, 2009

Snarching

The act of pulling another person's buttcheeks apart

It was so hot when she was snarching me.

by RinjiCaseDee December 3, 2010