scarduz

A pleasantly plump male that gets all the pussy including your mom. Also if given the look you will be killed.

Hey, did you see johnna between periods?
No she's probaly giving head to Scarduz.

by Gonzalo Pintado December 25, 2013

sardenirydebit

When you are in debt from buying to many sardines

The family went into recession because of their fathers sardenirydebit payoff

by The sardenirydebitter November 28, 2022

Blades shard

It’s a sub class of the drug called diz (Mdma) which is more good for the brain, heart stomach n liver. Same potency as the drug meth except it Is good for the cholesterol. It started to appear at blades crib Noosa Sunshine Coast back in 09. The lads from the sesh have only touched blades shard since. Tara’s diz career flopped.

Blade: Oi yo you want some blades shard

Bazza: fuck Ye cunt
Hazza: shards, like as in meth?
Blade na, na blades shard and shard are 2 completely differnt bags of drugs

by Blade sells good shard April 30, 2020

Knock A Shard Off

To take one of those really hard fast and sometimes (unfortunately) dry dumps. The only bonus to knocking a shard off is they leave the shute clean. One wipe and you are diddly done!

I sat down hoping to post a stump and ended up knocking a shard off.

Sometimes my girlfriend will run out of the room because she has to knock a shard off.

by projectmatter July 14, 2009

pop a shard

The act of inserting a piece of crystal methamphetamine into a female's anus without her consent or knowledge.

"If you want your ole lady fuck like a porn star, Pop a shard in that ass"

by teenwolf11021981 July 15, 2016

take them up the shard

After a pleasant night of cocktails at London's famous landmark, the act of subtly slinging ones member up the chocolate tunnel of temptation of your lady partener (with/without permission)

Freind 1 "what are you doing with carol next weekend"

Friend 2 "I was going to take them up the shard"

Friend 1"Sharon and I did that for our one 1 year anniversary, she couldn't walk for 3 days"

by Pepsi goblin December 10, 2017

snardlump

Most commonly heard in northern climates; defines the annoying clump of compact snow that collects in wheelwells of automobiles. Removable only with a good kick from a well booted foot. Also, anything that impedes progress in a timely or smooth manner.

I can't finish this essay; I've got snardlumps on the brain.

by zippy March 8, 2005