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Snapples my apples

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This expression is used in two cases.

1- If you try to help an old lady at a grocery store.

2- If someone asks you who is your favorite artist and you say Glee
1- You: Hello Ma'm. Let me help you with those groceries.

Nice Old Woman: Oh thank you son. Snapples my apples.

You: Shut up bitch. (Punch in the face)

2- Dude1: Hey, dude, who are you listening to?

Dude2: Glee is singing, duh

Dude1: Snapples my apples!!

Dude2: Thanks homie
by Fargas111 December 5, 2010
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snapplesauce

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Combo word made from "Oh snap", "Applesauce" and possibly the delicious drink "Snapple" to be used to express shock, disappointment, or excitement, coined accidentally as a subconscious challenger to the much lamer "Oh snap... crackle and pop!"
"Dude, our house got robbed last night..."
":O snapplesauce!"

"I wanted to buy some TV shows on DVD, but the best ones never go down in price"
":( snapplesauce"

"Pizza for dinner?"
":D snapplesauce!"
by d3aj December 24, 2008
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Snapples - snotty people who believe in the inherent superiority of Apple products against all competing brands with the preconceived notion that Apple products are 'made from the best stuff on earth.'
"My friends are such snapples. They won't even gchat me when they know I'm using my Droid."
by i8urchips February 24, 2010
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Snapples on my Apples

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A phrase that can be used for pretty much any situation, but it is usually used to express frustration, surprise, or butthurt. Occasionally, it can also be a memorable catch phrase.
Dave: Oh shit, we aced our group project!
John: Snapples on my Apples!
by The Mysterious Stranger April 7, 2015
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extremely awesome

on a much grander scale than O...S***!
I am going to have a 3 day birthday bash??? O SNAPPLES!
by futang June 28, 2012
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Snopple Wopple

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"Damn subscribe to snopple wopple"
"What One"
"The one with the tomato pfp"
by Snopple Wopple October 14, 2020
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Shapple

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Shapple (shit+apple) is a term used when one needs to refer to apple infused poop.

This typically happens when a pet, usually a dog eats too many apples and then takes a big dump. Then when you pick those treats up like a good pet guardian, sometimes you'll notice there's more apple than poop present.

Now, if your pet already has a tendency to eat poop, then one of these apple laced ones could be a real treat. Be prepared as you may find yourself in competition with the pet when you're trying to do your part cleaning things up.

Further, with shapples around, you may have a difficult time getting the pet back inside the house after a late night potty session as they may be hunting for forgotten shapples.
Dog goes out for a late night potty session and doesn't come right back in, but when she does, she's licking her chops.

It's five hours past dinner time, what could she have been eating? Shapples!

also see:
hot shapple pie
shapplerone
by podulator November 10, 2010
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