BL smoothie

Bud Light aka a lighter version of Budheavy. Always a solid choice instead of Natty Light or Keystone Light.

Yo, just pick me up a case of BL smoothies and meet me at Barnaby's.

by Hudstock August 01, 2009

lithuanian smoothie

When a man with heavy smegma demands oral sex from a bunk mate to clean his penis

Hey, {lower bunk mate} get up here and give me a Lithuanian smoothie, my cock needs a clean

by nurrrrr May 24, 2019

Sexy Smoothie

A creamy concoction consisting of vaginal discharge, semen, and saliva. Normally guzzled by one or both partners as a form of fuel before sexual activities.

Tony was feeling wiped so he broke into his supply of sexy smoothie and fueled up

by EternalEmailingSystem January 04, 2021

smoothie mom

A mom you see on the street dressed in workout clothes either coming back from a spin class, yoga class, or just has a really good body and can rock workout attire. Her kids are almost always gorgeous and you can always assume that she has had some type of smoothie drink at some point in her day.

Carol: Hey Kim where do you think Sarah got those leggings?
Kim: I don't know, but she wears them like everyday, she's such a smoothie mom.

by thepal January 19, 2017

Boobie Smoothie

When you suck on a girls boobs

Hey Jbird you tryin to get some boobie smoothies tonight

by JBIRD105 January 29, 2012

sawdust smoothie

when you scratch the dry sweaty skin of your gooch into your friends face while he's sleeping, then you have a juicy fart wake him up

give him a sawdust smoothie when he goes to sleep, he's too drunk to even know.

by BTK ALL DAY May 03, 2011

Banana Smoothie

Where man pushes a banana into a girls vagina as the she tihgtens to crush the banana. The man then has sex wiht the girl and blows. The girl then pous the nice smoothie into or onto the guys mouth.

I had the most refreshing banana smoothie yesterday.

by doho121 January 19, 2010