smooth your dog

A Bristolian phrase for petting your dog.

Bypasser: Ooh lavely dag, do yous mind if I smooth your dog?
Dog walker: Err, OK?

by MNZT November 26, 2016

smooth poser

it means what it means, ok?

be careful up there...it's notorious for...smooth posers

by lumpy princess June 29, 2010

smooth as eggs

When a male injects botox into his balls and then walks around looking for ball suckers

"Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?"....The answer is usually no...so he then replys with "Well What about THESE balls?" As he whips em out....She then will most likely reply with "OH MY GOD, THOSE BALLS ARE AS SMOOTH AS EGGS! YES, I'LL SUCK THOSE BALLS!"

by *ChRiStA* May 4, 2006

smooth cat

When a guy is on top of his game and every thing he says and does is impressive to the ladies

Patrick was bieng a smooth cat last night at the bar.

by shARk! February 23, 2017

Smooth Trooper

A certain trooper who is smooth and LOVES YO MAMMAS FLAP-JACKS

SMOOTH TROOPER LOVES YO MAMMAS FLAP-JACKS

by Shakenblake February 19, 2009

Smooth Criminal

A person who decides to commit a crime and then moonwalk away from the scene.

"Did you hear about the bank robbery last night?"

"Yeah, I heard it was a smooth criminal."

*The two here a "He-he" from the distance"

by Kkderpz2 December 23, 2020

smooth sailing

easy going, an unbumpy ride into the future.

"I've finally got that out of the way". "Well, now it's smooth sailing from here"

by shortanstuff February 6, 2009