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Smoothie the coochie

Pouring a nice strawberry smoothie onto the rim of the labia and then proceeding to drink the smoothie off of the consenting individual.
“Hey are you going to drink that?”

“No, why?”

“My girl and I wanted to smoothie the coochie tonight and strawberry banana is our favorite.”
by I’dfuckme May 14, 2019
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Hairy smoothie

When a female encounters the sticking of toilet paper on the stubble of her freshly shaven vagina, after unrinating.
A upper-front side dingleberry would be a Hairy Smoothie.
by Hollabeck Fish January 23, 2009
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Ironton Smoothie

When, in the heat of (normally drunken) passion, a woman's dirty tampon is pulled out and set in a glass. Typically this glass will include some sort of leftover alcohol, resulting in an Ironton Smoothie . This noxious cocktail is normally left on a nightstand or under a bed only to be found later by the home owner/roommate.
Damnit! I just found another Ironton Smoothie in our guestroom. You've got to tell your sister to stop that shit!
by Bob-owski October 5, 2011
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bathtub smoothie

A sex act involving 2 liters of semen and a bag of strawberries mixed together in a bathtub.

A vicious beating at a tournament throughout multiple rounds
That kid got a bathtub smoothie 6 rounds in a row.

I took my girl back to my place for a bathtub smoothie.
by RamahTrip November 11, 2013
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Shit Smoothie

by earith May 10, 2014
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velvet smoothie

When a girl with no teeth gives you head
I knew I was in for velvet smoothie when she took her teeth out
by Fortuna November 19, 2015
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Pineapple Smoothie

The sexual act of a man cumming into pineapple and the other person drink the cum from the pineapple
Damn, I gave that bitch pineapple smoothie last night!
by Anal-Tit Lord June 27, 2017
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