shit smear

Usually a phenomenon left to the realm of public bathrooms or workplace bathrooms, literally a smear of shit often occuring in unexpected areas such as the floor or the wall, confusing the succeeders of the incident.

There were fresh shit smears on the wall, which may seem a strange observation to make, but he had only just been in the bathroom an hour earlier when the wall was actually just plain white tile, whereas now it had become newly decorated with what he wanted to believe were just strokes of brown paint, but he knew in his heart it was something much more human in origin.

by Eponymous Bosch November 12, 2004

Cajun smear

When someone brings home cajun rubbed wings after drinking and eats them in bed !

Keith brings home cajun rubbed wings and eats them in bed and the sheets have cajun smear all over them.

by Jay 1975 January 27, 2017

German smear

A German smear is made by dipping two fingers in shit, doesn’t matter whose it is, then giving yourself a Hitler mustache with it. Now grab your lover and plant a big sloppy kiss.

Ryan would do anything for Cody, so when Cody asked to try the German smear, Ryan pooped his right there. #truelove

by El Conquistador May 19, 2018

Pab smear

It is an evil bitch who works with your husband who is trying to fuck him. Word made from the intials of the cocksucking cunt who this word is dedicated to

Hey, I just read an email from this bitch my husband works with....what a pab smear.

by panhandler June 18, 2010

butt smear

1) residue left in ones underwear

2) an offensive term

jane left a butt smear in her panties.

by money January 9, 2004

pabst smear

A drink. When a Pabst Smear is ordered, a shot of vodka is dropped into a pitcher of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

Julie: Hey Sandy, isn't that bartender your gyno?
Sandy: Ohmigod, it is! I'm gonna go order us a Pabst Smear!

by Micha P May 30, 2006

Papal Smear

Any of several bodily fluids taken from the Pope to make sure all is well with the Holy Father's naughty bits. Usually collected by a Vatican Manginacologist, the samples are checked for disease and and then sent to the FBI for DNA comparison in ongoing kid diddler investigations.

A Papal Smear recently sold on eBay for $135K. No one is sure just who reached under the Pope's gown and stole her grogan.

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 20, 2008