schthack

A private server for the largely popular and dead game Phantasy Star Online Blue Burst. On this server you can enjoy all the pleasures that a community of 150 neckbeards and a team of admins and mods who hack and then ban you for annoying them can offer. That's right! You can be trolled when you are questing because the higher leveled players will kill everything before you can touch anything in the name of help and the moderators can ban you after confiscating an item which unknown to you, was hacked by someone else and they didn't tell you that when you traded for it, but not before they finish making piles of weapons with stats that can not be obtained by legit means in game for themselves.

"Wow! I was just banned because i didn't know my adept was hacked!"
"We schthack mods have to make sure you behave, now if you'll excuse me im going to make myself some more items."

by dcyghwiudchuw December 17, 2013

schtroumpf

Un petit nabot bleu.
A little blue elf.

"Les Schtroumpfs" was a Belgian comic by Peyo that Hannah Barbara bought and made into a cartoon, translating the title as Smurfs. Smurf sounds SO STUPID, so never use that word! Always say schtroumpf. It's ten letters long, but only one syllable, pronounced: sh't'<rh>oomp'ff.

In the comic, the schtroumpfs replace random verbs, nouns, and adverbs with schtroumpfer, schtroumpf, and schtroumpfement.

Some examples of characters from the comic are:
Grand Schtroumpf ('Big' Schtroumpf/~Papa Smurf~)
Schtroumpf à Lunettes (Schtroumpf with Glasses/~Brainy Smurf~)
Schtoumpf Caustaud (Strong Schtroumpf)
Schtroumpfette (~Smurfette~)
Schtroumpf Maladroit (~Clumsy Smurf~)
Schtroumpf Gourmand (self-explanatory)
Bébé Schtroumpf (~Baby Smurf~)
Vieux-Vieux Schtroumpf (Old-Old Schtroumpf)

eg.1. "C'est schtroumpf alors! comment'c'que j'peux avancer dans le travail avec toutes ces maudits carottes au-dessus d'MA tête?!"
eg.2. "Il faut toujours travailler soigneusement, n'est-ce pas, et m'écouter pour schtroumpfer c'que j'dis, n'est-ce pas, car c'est c'que dit l'Grand Schtroumpf, n'est-ce PAS..."

by Sapporo Jimbo July 18, 2008

SCHTIGHT

The Shit + Tight = SCHTIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Word used to describe something that is the shit AND is tight. Created in Montréal by Dominique, Amanda, Luwam and Ashley while visiting Jen;). Best used in unison, or when one person says "SCHTIGHT!" then everyone starts saying it at the same time, over and over again. Schtight is best said as a one syllable word but in certain cases, can be pronounced as SCH-TIGHT!!!

"That dude is pretty SCHTIGHT!!"

"Dude, that bar was SCHTIGHT!!"

"That shirt is SCH-TIGHT!!"

by Abell011 August 7, 2006

schtapler

another way of saying stapler, but this is used 2 make fun of Nick Spaulding A.K.A. Schpaulding

Schpaulding the Schweedisch Schtapler

by Coony McCoonin March 9, 2005

Schteel

The Jewish version of a steel, bargain, good deal, etc

Josh: I just got some matzo for 40 cents a pound, what a schteel.

by unknowjewlover June 28, 2010

Schtovin

Adjective used to describe someone who has suffered moderate to heavy inebriation as a result of alcohol consumption. Possibly a bastardisation of steaming.

I am hammered... wasted... absolutely schtovin.

by Erwin Schtövinger September 25, 2010

Schtüffelhoffen

To be full from eating, to the point of discomfort.

Waiter: "Sir, would you like to see the dessert menu?"
Patron: "Oh no, I absolutely couldn't! Je suis schtüffelhoffen!!! SCHÜFFELHOFFEN!!!!"
Waiter: "I beg your pardon?"

by Ehrlich Krüger March 25, 2017