small picture cute

When a person uses a small picture on a social network or other website. It is used to hide the fact that they are truly hideous.

Robert: Hey Tom, how was the date you had last night with that new chick you met on Facebook?

Tom: Man, that bitch turned out to be fugly. She is small picture cute, but turned out to be disgusting in person!

by ismokedope May 21, 2011

finger fucking sally

1.what u call a girl who likes to be fingered alot
2.a song by "david allen coe"

finger fucking sally worked at kelleys bar,she showed me her titties in ronny murphys car she was the 1st lady to let me go that far finger fucking sally down at kelleys bar

by anthonynumber12 June 11, 2009

small peepee

if your winky looks like a shrivelled raisin

wow your mum has a small peepee

by danthemanteehee June 24, 2018

Slap my ass and call me Sally

Used to express dismay or disbelief.

Well you know what? Slap my ass and call me Sally man, I don't know what you want from me.

by Misses Potato Head August 5, 2010

Small Lake City

Salt Lake City, Utah. When everyone knows everyone through someone else. Happens a lot in the hipster scene and the gay scene. You think you meet someone cool and new and they are friends with your ex or have dated your ex. Or they went to high school with someone you know.

Girl 1: "I met a cute guy today."
Girl 2: "You did? What's his name?"
Girl 1: "John Smith."
Girl 2: "Oh yeah, I went to high school with him and he dated that girl Jen for awhile, and also we met him at that party at Braxton's house like a year ago, remember?"
Girl 1: "Damn, Small Lake City."

by wampeer July 16, 2011

small purple flying monkey

A small-purple-flying monkey is a monkey that eats peoples heads then vomits them up and then regurgitate them back onto their lifeless bodies.

ARGH A SMALL PURPLE FLYING MONKEY JUST BIT MY HEAD OF

by smallpurpleflyingmonkey September 20, 2015

Small pp

Something to not be ashamed of, because it still works.

Bully: "Lmao u have small pp"
Kid: "Says the dude who's face has so many warts it spells 'ugly' in brail.
*The bully proceeds to run away, never to be seen again*

by MiitopiaFanSomethinSomethin April 22, 2021