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small dick

a person whos Dick is 5inches or smaller
did you see mikes nudes he has a small dick
by smalldickedmike69 March 2, 2020
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Small dick energy

That coach really has some small dick energy
by Ayerf October 22, 2022
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small dick disease

When your dick is so small your not sure if your a man or woman.
I can't believe Sam was diagnosed with Small dick disease ! (SDD)
by Thecrippletron June 22, 2016
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small dick carl

A Man named Carl that has a extremely small penis
That guy is a 'small dick carl'
by Fresh Doggo April 18, 2018
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Cunty mc small dick

A person who is an absolute cunt with a tiny dick.
Jennifer thinks jeff is an absolute cunt jeff also has a small dick therefore he is a cunty mc small dick.
by Cunty mc small dick February 14, 2017
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small dick syndrome

What many men experience, causing many men to be and act in toxic and aggressive manners.

Everyone knows that they cannot change parts of their body in any meaningful way, so men born with small penises will try to shape the world into something that makes them feel bigger.

Many men with Small Dick Syndrome develop hatred for women, hatred for more successful men, become obsessed with money, join the military or the police force, etc.
That's my cousin Mike. He does MMA, is a former Marine, a cop, is racist, always on edge, angry and violent. He's never had a woman genuinely want him, and he can't get over his first time with a girl, when she laughed at his penis and walked out.

Oh, so he's just got small dick syndrome.
by RealityForRealists May 1, 2021
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Small dick

by ak9901 June 8, 2018
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