Jeff Smoker

another way of saying blowjob

Asshole Guy: I got a jeff smoker from this stupid chick in the closet a few days ago, it was great!

by Barndon A November 7, 2005

Smoker's Creed

The unwritten social understanding between smokers that when one smoker is without cigarette, another smoker shall provide one free cigarette with no questions asked and no guilt trip enforced on the individual who is without cigarette.

South African guy at a phone booth in Picadilly Circus to random gentleman walking down the street: "Can I bum a fag?".

Guy walking down the street: "No, man."

Guy at a phone booth: "Ay... ay, man! Smoker's Creed!! (What about) Smoker's Creed?!".

by Filet Mignate May 20, 2007

Smoker's Dilemma

The situation where any given smoker is driving while smoking, during a down pour of rain. The smoker is faced with the choice of either getting rained on or rolling up the window and suffocating themselves.

Ole Sharon was needing her nicotine dose when she was incoherently faced with the "Smoker's Dilemma". She rolled her window up to avoid ruining her mullet perm and later suffocated in the car.

by Clintawesome August 24, 2010

Shakerley

The home of shak brook! Foaming orange water surrounds the beautiful community centre famous for its white hotdogs!! Shak common was the host to the 2017 olympics. Known for its black toothed community and not having a single toothbrush in the whole estate. Baghead central! Get your swimming pools out in the front garden in summer and your tinnies. Too dangerous to walk about alone at night for fear of being shanked up by a rusty kitchen knife. TPM (Tyldesley park mandem) HQ.

I live in Shakerley, tyldesley.

Let’s go the community centre

by Shakerley4lyf December 11, 2018

Peppermint Smacker

The act of chewing strong peppermint flavored gum, and giving a man oral sex.

Daniel received his first peppermint smacker when he was drunk, not knowing what it was or what the outcome would be. He liked it though.

by xWOODSTOCKx March 5, 2011

Rib Shaker

A form of unexpected extreme fisting wherein a girl is shaken fiercely via a strong hold upon her lower ribcage. Dishwashing gloves are recommended.

Shawn was eager for his new girlfriend to beg for the Rib Shaker.

by Kai E. May 14, 2011

Fence shaker

Someone (most likely male) at an open house inspection is not there to buy but will look up and down the boundary line while giving the fence a shake. Pretending to know something about property.

Going to your next open house inspection and look for the guy who shakes the back fence. The fence shaker does not usually buy.

by Woldo the fun one October 21, 2013