smash 

New code word for stealing that you can actually say in stores.

Girl 1:"Shit. That nail polish is $20!"
Girl 2:"Just smash it, silly!"
Girl 1:"No. I'm too scared, I don't want to get caught."
Girl 2:"Fucking pussy. I'll do it."

smash by Lisamary March 28, 2008

smash 

To take a really large and usually messy poop

I have to go take a smash.

smash by kgw December 2, 2007

smash 

Nickname for a small squeaky lil bawbag who loves cock crunchin just as much as muff munchin. Also will usually lie and sneak behind peoples backs to get his/her way and will suck so much cock just to be popular.

Ashley: Dude! I totally sucked paul off last night it was awesome!
Steve: WTF man! you are actually such a smash!
Paul: So what man he sucks like a pro!
Brian: (dreamingly)Hes everything a guy could ask for........

smash by dempywempy May 16, 2009

smash 

hot attractive cute Sexy Man Actually So Hot

Oh gosh that boy is smash.

smash by chloe blue January 31, 2008

smash 

To pleasure oneself sexually. Often refers to male masturbation and can be used as a synonym for jacking off or spanking the monkey

man what did you do saturday night?

oh nothing man just watched the hockey game then smashed myself.

Oh, was it a good smash?

smash by Seahorn February 16, 2009

Smash 

1. To have sex with a women real good.

2. To go to the restroom and take a big shit.

3. To beat some one or something up.

4. To head to sleep.

5. To leave fast

1.You see that girl? damn i would smash!

2.Yo wheres ur bathroom man i gotta smash so bad!

3.He was running his mouth so we smashed on that dude.

4.Yo I'm tired I'm bout to smash out.

5.Yo you ready to go? Yea lets smash out.

Smash by Marcus dat 702 kid December 9, 2008

Smash 

To bang a female so hard she throws up the kool-aide you had been drinking together earlier, and then you give her a straw and she drinks it again

Hey Eric did you see that fat girl leave my house last night, i so totally smashed her while watching rugrats

Smash by MC White Hammer May 18, 2009