slumper

A generally fat, nasty, and unattractive woman seen through beer googles and acted upon sexually in order to break one's slump.

Nate Sylvester broke his slump at the summo wrestling party, where he had his way with a bumper crop of slumpers.

by logan cleaver October 29, 2003

canoli slurper

female that is loud when sucking the males lower extremity

that chick is a canoli slurper

by ddythrax June 26, 2008

septic slurper

one who commits the act of digging up a septic tank, cutting off the top, and proceding to slurp up the shit inside. Often, swimming can occur as well

mike panz is a fucking septic slurper

by RAMROD October 10, 2003

Sluiter

Female that is worse than any other. Totally disgusting. Worse than hoe wheres bitches slots shanks cents etc. If you call a girl this you are implying she is all of the above and then some

You nasty sluiter

by Blakespntg0418 August 11, 2016

Slipery vaj

A girl with this can be used to provide a water to 800000 families Africa that don’t have water because her vagnia is oh so very wet and the juice from it will give eternal life to whom ever drinks from it.

Wow that girl EMILY gave me and my family of 80,000,000 water for life because of her Slipery vaj

by Sorryboutthatemily January 29, 2020

Slumper

One who constantly makes up words in an effort to sound educated

I'm sick of Jamie inventing words whenever he wants to show off. He's such a slumper, isn't he?

by Hawoekdkfndj May 12, 2020

Slurpers

A group if people that slurp you so good that they are professionals. This can be anywhere, anytime, any place.

I met up with some slurpers yeasterday, ive never felt so good in my life

by Your mom’s government name March 18, 2022