by Claire Starwards December 2, 2021
Get the Slowpoke mug.Slowmosexuals are people who drive at least ten mph below the speed limit during peak traffic hours. They get off, causing needless road rage to those stuck behind them. They also flirt with other slow drivers by slow racing when multiple lanes of traffic exist so no one can pass
The slowmosexual in front of me was driving fifteen miles per hour below the speed limit. They let everyone cut them off and would slam on the breaks for no reason. When they were making a left, they sat at the green light, ignoring the honking cars behind them, and finally went once the light turned yellow.
by ColeScottyDavis March 24, 2022
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Get the slowpoking her cloyster mug.(n) an event in which large groups of people are invited to slow down or even put their lives on hold in favor of a single night of debauchery, celebration, and mayhem
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