A nickname for the beautiful thing called a penis. It's a glorious name for a glorious dick, and if you've been told you have a sling dong, you're set for life.
Bria- "Have you seen Kendall's sling dong? It's amazing!"
Cristhian- "Please, Evan's sling dong is way better!"
Cristhian- "Please, Evan's sling dong is way better!"
by AyeEvansSlingDong July 18, 2014
slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.
by ravenflesh June 23, 2008
A sling fuck is when you’re fucking someone in a sling.
A sling fuck is a supporting black leather cradle that is strapped, hoisted to the roof with chains, which a person is able to lay back on, and wait to be sexually penetrated. See Bondage or Mistress.
A sling fuck is a dirty term used for promiscuous men and women at sex clubs that like to be fucked by lots of multiple partners. See slut or cockworshipper.
A sling fuck is a supporting black leather cradle that is strapped, hoisted to the roof with chains, which a person is able to lay back on, and wait to be sexually penetrated. See Bondage or Mistress.
A sling fuck is a dirty term used for promiscuous men and women at sex clubs that like to be fucked by lots of multiple partners. See slut or cockworshipper.
"I bet that little bitch is just begging for a sling fuck tonight!"
"Yeh I sling fucked that slut from the ghetto last night."
"Excuse me Miss Vanstone, would you be interested in a sling fuck tonight?" "Should I order the tip truck to slide you in?"
"Yeh I sling fucked that slut from the ghetto last night."
"Excuse me Miss Vanstone, would you be interested in a sling fuck tonight?" "Should I order the tip truck to slide you in?"
by The Moody Poet August 15, 2006
I slung my web all over her face.
Sorry I didn't call you last night, I was out slinging web on anyone that would have it.
Sorry I didn't call you last night, I was out slinging web on anyone that would have it.
by Humpmap.com July 15, 2006
when porking a female in the canine position, imminent to ejaculation the male extracts his member and continues to beat with his hand until climax, at which point the man cream is intercepted by the male hand. once in place the semen is slung spiderman-esque towards the female rear whilst calling "go web" using correct handular movement one can re-create being spiderman in the comfort of ones own boudoir.
by The green goblin April 14, 2006
A clever device using duct tape and a 1/3 full plastic bag of alcohol that is slung over a man's junk to avoid security at college sporting events. It resembles a loincloth with tape around the waist to hold it up.
Fratboy 1: How bromine, it's 3pm how are you still drunk right now?
Fratboy 2: Brochacho, I've been drinking since we got here! I got the hookup because of my gooch-sling. They didn't find it because they can't touch your sack, that shit's harassment.
Fratboy 2: Brochacho, I've been drinking since we got here! I got the hookup because of my gooch-sling. They didn't find it because they can't touch your sack, that shit's harassment.
by WilburWild December 02, 2010
When a woman (or a very feminine male) riding a motorized vehicle serves hot and juicy beef at a Chicago sporting tailgate.
by DrDizzle October 10, 2017