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Post-shore Depression

Non-psychotic depression occurring during the first few hours/days after watching new episodes of Jersey Shore. The sufferer may feel worthless, without purpose, distraught and in extreme causes suicidal in the belief that their sole reason for being has been taken away from them. Usually following a short period of elation due to the extreme attachment the sufferer has to the TV show and the fulfilment of their desire, much like an addiction. The depression most often occurs when the subject realises they have, in fact, a whole week to wait for another new episode and have to go 'cold turkey' for this time.
Nah bro, I got a bad case of post-shore depression in here
by thesitch18 October 17, 2010
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down the shore

What everyone from Jersey and Pennsylvania calls going to the beach. Don't tell me people for Jersey don't say this cause I lived here all my life and trust me 97% of the people call it the shore. the other 3% being transplants from other states. There is nothing wrong with calling it the beach. Honestly I like the term beach better but it doesn't matter. La playa, shore, beach. whatever you call it it is fucking awesome.
Californian: Dude let's go to the beach
Jersian: Yo let's go down the shore
Mexican: Porque no vamos ir a la playa?
by Jersey Kid November 22, 2007
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shore whore

Girls who go to the nj shore and forgot about everything and everyone bac at home and get with as many guys as possible.. its almost like a sport except if u loose you could get an std or something .. shore whores are normally girls who are like 13 and look like there like 18 so they lie about there age .. so watch out for illegal shore whores aside from that there the best people to hook up with and always ready to party and have the most fun!!!
wow sean look at those shore whores there pretty damn hawt!
holy shit sean one of those shore whores had mono!!
by melissa marx June 24, 2005
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north shore

A wealthy area off of Chicago and on the lake. Known for expensive cars, large homes, and lake-front properties, this exclusive area is not quite as bad as most assume, and the schools in the area give an excellent education to the lucky children who live there. Not everyone is a stuck up rich kid.
"I don't actually live in the city, I live on the North Shore."
by leopold harmada July 4, 2005
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slore slayer

A boss type of dude who runs through slores like socks.He is usually open to do damage to all three inputs just the way a slore likes it(see slore) . Because he is a boss, a slore slayer always wears a condom.A slore slayer is usally a hero in his inner circle but never wears a cape.
He banged out a 19 year old slore and two of her freiends in a one week period.He is a slore slayer for real!
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Jersey Shore

An ignorant show starring a bunch of Guido whores and tool bags who are nobodies pretending to be celebrities.
Dude1: Did you see that stupid, no talent show last night?
Dude2: You mean Jersey Shore right??
by thedirtydude1122 March 25, 2010
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the jersey shore

A handful of moronic dopes with IQ's of Dung Beetle's that are making millions of dollars for acting like retards.
Did you watch the Jersey Shore last night? They are so friggin dumb.
by kidlou January 2, 2011
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