slarty

To be the fastest bart around (from the hitch hikers guide)

Mike truely is the most slarty of us all

by the slart man February 5, 2009

smarmy

When waves are inconsistent and un-surfable

Damn, these waves are smarmy.

by rad dog April 4, 2003

Swarmy

Calvin Cloud's internet alias. He is the Lord, our God sent to pwn fucking noobs on the internet.

He also happens to have a hot asian girlfriend in real life, who lives 2 blocks away from him, but is currently banned due to the fact he called her house at night.

OmFG SWARMY FUCKING DELETED MY HARD DRIVE BECAUSE I CALLED HIM A NIGGER OMFG

by Jesus!!!!!111 April 12, 2005

smarmy intellect

Book smarts with no street smarts, often displayed by those with Ivy League educations.

President Obama's smarmy intellect was evident when he described his agnostic approach to taxation regarding middle class Americans.

by jp6341 February 12, 2010

Swarmy

Swarmy means...: The cool person who lives somewhere in the U.S. and has a asian girl friend, who gives him head, but got banned from her house, because he kept making prank phone calls.

Nerd: Dude, you're a f**king Swarmy
Guy: Yah, well tnkz dawg roefl u pwn liek no tomrow

by Takeoreofl April 12, 2005

smarmy

Steve Karwoski - see also special k

If you look up smarmy in the dictionary, there is a little picture of special k next to it.

by minion September 19, 2003

smarmy

A musical term to be sleeklike too move in a predictable pattern but in a unpredictable way.To sound sweet to the ears but be grimmyat the same time..

That bassline was so smarmy.

by HYPERJ January 3, 2005