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skip square

Someone who is missing out on an activity everyone else is enjoying and/or being a debbie downer.

-Derived from drug culture, someone who would buy a tab/square of LSD that was skipped over by the dropper used to apply the drug onto it. Therefore that person is missing out while their friends are tripping.
"Last week John acted like a total skip square at the party, standing by himself while everyone else was chillin'"
"You hear about Brandon buying a sheet of blank paper thinking it was acid? lmao what a skip square"
by TophatDemon June 13, 2018
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skip the wagas

To skip any part of a date that is normally required because of social convention (e.g dinner, Netflix, small talk) that delays sex
"Where do you wanna go for dinner?"
"How about we just skip the wagas and go back to mine?"
by TheEastaB July 15, 2016
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skip ad

A button you press so that you dont have to waste your time of watching the damn ad
by Ali1337 January 30, 2020
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Skip Bayless

Annoying ESPN talking head who has only stepped into a locker room to leer at thick black cock. Has absolutely no credibility due to the fact that most of his arguments contain no facts. Is known to hate LeBron James, T.O, and now Aaron Rodgers, the most. Does daily show on ESPN2, "First take," in which he spews his horse shit.
Rational Person 1: "Skip Bayless said Tebow is better than Rodgers, can you believe that?!"
Rational Person 2: "I hope he gets larynx cancer."
by YourGirlMyHouse November 25, 2011
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Skipping States

When you catch a criminal charge and start crossing states so the cops can't catch ya.
I caught a murder charge so I had to start skipping states.
by Issa Hawa February 2, 2020
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Skip Bayless

by Erikatron May 16, 2020
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Indian Skip

When cutting in line, asking a person if you can skip them, but instead of cutting in front of the person, they allow you to stand behind them.
"Hey, can I skip you?"
"No, but you can Indian Skip me."
by Princess Layla October 11, 2011
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