Skeet Skiing is the most outdoorsy sexual position of all. A male and preferably 3 females engage in a four-some. The male is standing at the end of the bed with all three females laying on the bed. The first woman is laying on her back, the middle woman is on her stomach blowing the man, and the third women is laying on her back. The male thrusts in and out of the middle woman's mouth while banging the the first and third women with dildos or ski poles, (whichever is preferred), making a skiing motion in the process. Required to wear goggles during this postion
Male: Hey babe, round up some friends, I feel like Skeet Skiing today.
Female: Hey girls, lets find a good man wants to go Skeet Skiing with us.
Female: Hey girls, lets find a good man wants to go Skeet Skiing with us.
by CampingFuckers June 1, 2020
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When you jizz a line down an Irish girl's back, and then you shove a potato up her ass.
French fries may be substituted for the potato, however, the whole carton must be inserted as well.
This maneuver lost some popularity in the Potato Famine of 1845 when the Irish realized,"Hey, we gotta eat that afterward and these are hard to come by."
French fries may be substituted for the potato, however, the whole carton must be inserted as well.
This maneuver lost some popularity in the Potato Famine of 1845 when the Irish realized,"Hey, we gotta eat that afterward and these are hard to come by."
"Molly couldn't poo for a week because her boyfriend Seamus gave her a Shining Murphy."
"Shannon was in the bathroom for an hour and a half pulling french fries out of her colon."
"I do so love your Shining Murphies, Patrick, but the mashed potatoes have acquired a strange taste recently."
"Shannon was in the bathroom for an hour and a half pulling french fries out of her colon."
"I do so love your Shining Murphies, Patrick, but the mashed potatoes have acquired a strange taste recently."
by Mezron September 12, 2008
Get the Shining Murphy mug.Down Hill Skiing is a sexual possition where a woman places herself between two men and grabs there genetalia with each hand and pumps up and down in a wanking motion quickly over and over again.
by D.H.SKIIER July 28, 2009
Get the Down Hill Skiing mug.When a girl gives two handjobs simultaneously, which consequently, makes her arms move in the way cross country skiers' arms move with their ski poles.
Jim: "After a long day of snowboarding, Carl and I took Susie back to my chalet for a little cross country skiing"
by Evil B May 9, 2006
Get the cross country skiing mug.The act of sexual intercourse, namely from behind--man's best friend's favorite position. During this act, rub your palm in a circular motion on said behind as if you're waxing a car or polishing a nice bubble butt. Also known as waxing--waxing that ass.
WIZ KHALIFA - Black And Yellow lyrics:
my girl left me cuz Im f-cking with some otha chicks
not a freak but she a redbone
this aint for one night I'm shining all week bro
my girl left me cuz Im f-cking with some otha chicks
not a freak but she a redbone
this aint for one night I'm shining all week bro
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Saturday, Apr 5
Hey, mybad I was busy
Saturday, Apr 5
It's been 4 months, who the f#ck is busy that long? You light skinning too f#cking hard!
What's up 😍
Saturday, Apr 5
Hey, mybad I was busy
Saturday, Apr 5
It's been 4 months, who the f#ck is busy that long? You light skinning too f#cking hard!
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