simin cooper

simin cooper uses here kettle to smite her enemys and is the godess of kettles.

omg i hate simin cooper *smack* omg i have just been smited by her kettle

by wor simin January 13, 2009

simcity

To simcity someone is to set them on a seemingly neverending task.

"Bill, go clean your room!"
"Mum! Don't simcity me, please!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy

The way you can say "Same Shit: Different Day" to family, friends, boss, co-workers, priests, cops, Oprah Winfrey, Sarah Palin etc and sound highly literate.

It even has the same acronym (SSDD).

Scholar 1: "How goes the research into Shakespeare's use of Jungian allegory in his tragedies?"

Scholar 2: "Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy."

Scholar 3: "Ah yes, indeed." (Cluemeter reading zero)

by Uncle Des September 4, 2010

Similarized

Relating to a past contextual non-identical resemblance of one point of conversation to another.

Xavier: "I can't believe some of the top American homed companies are still developing their products overseas."

Johnny: "Just think, there are a few thousand American citizens we could use to fulfill those positions. Of course not cheaply; nonetheless, giving employment opportunities and stimulating the economy somewhat."

... (later on in the conversation) ...

Xavier: "From the public's eye, you perceptually look bad when you outsource. Plus as you SIMILARIZED, it screws innocent Americans out of jobs!"

by Steven Beger June 11, 2010

Dirty Sigrid

"Pulling a Dirty Sigrid" is ruining (or fucking up) a discord server, by forcing everyone in it to a monarchy. With the person who pulled a Dirty Sigrid being the monarch.

This once was a good server, but since she pulled a Dirty Sigrid . I moved on

by ItsSven64 September 13, 2021

Simi Valley

A place where things end but don't begin. A bubbleworld. A boring place. A place where the marajuiana content of the air is 2%. A shit hole. A place to either go to church or play a sport, or smoke pot till you can get out.

Simi Valley is the place where nothing bad happens, but nothing good happens either.

by Rachellethemuse September 22, 2008

Simi Valley

Simi Valley is NOT small, nor a town, as most defeinitions on here has described it. With a population of over 100,000 people, it hardy fits either category.

Simi Valley is a very safe town with low crime rates. It is a generally Conservative city in a liberal Southern California. Simi Valley has its share of morons, as shown by the people who have added incorrect definitions of their own city.

Idiot: I live in the small town of Simi Valley

Intelligent guy: Small town? What small town has 5 high schools (Simi, Royal, Santa Su, Apllo, Monte Vista), a mall, a town center, a Wall*Mart, and 4 McDonalds?

Idiot: .... I dunno

by Intelligent Simi Guy January 19, 2008