Simple Dimple

You’re some cringe 12 year old who is obsessed which “ fidgets “ and thinks they make you UwU quirky

Unless you have a medical condition and you need these or something…

Person one: OMG look at my new simple dimple!
Person two: Uhh cool..

by Follow me on PicsArt @ayakoxx August 16, 2021

The rules are simple

The rules are probably not simple.

When a guy says the rules are simple, there is a catch to it.

by pancake king June 30, 2020

Simple Simon

A stupid motherfucker.

"We cannot see anyone at the clinic because we don't have the technology."
YOU SIMPLE SIMON, motherfucker.

by HoneyBadger612 December 7, 2018

Simping Cost

When you go all out to impress a girl/boy and do whatever it takes to get her/his attention, even if it means sacrificing your time, energy, and money. But in the end, it often leaves you feeling emotionally drained and broke financially

John keeps going out with a girl to win her over but Sarah is never interested. This leaves John broke and broken-hearted each time. The simping cost was high, wasting his money and happiness on someone who didn't appreciate it.

by kenial2023 June 15, 2023

unsuccessful simping

To simp as hard as possible and still not "secure the bag".

He just let his crush dye his hair purple and didn't get any action. Bro let shorty come over and fuck his hair but not him. That is the hardest unsuccessful simping I have ever fucking seen.

by TheCouncilButArabic December 23, 2020

calendar simpiosis

A phenomenon, although slim, slightly increases the risk of dying on a birthday than any other day of the year.

Dude I hope calendar simpiosis doesn't effect me on my birthday.

by Ack! I'm chocking April 11, 2021

SIMPLIFE

Short for SIMPLIFy lifE..

For so long Jeffrey had too much on his plate, so he finally decided to unload the excess baggage and SIMPLIFE.

by Jeff D December 28, 2005