Discipline the Simian

Discipline like spank, and simian as "relating to an ape or monkey." So it's a fancy way of saying "spank the monkey"

Dave: "Yeah, I saw that guy, he looked pretty hot."

Chris: "Fuck yeah. Excuse me I think I need to go uh...discipline my simian if you know what I mean."

by Clint November 5, 2004

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Simian Infernus

Scientific name (in binomial nomenclature) for the Thermomonkey.

The Thermomonkey, simian infernus, is a flying, flaming monkey.

by Simian Infernus July 17, 2009

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simping

when someones im their feelings aka when theyre sad

ally: nigga why you playing that sad music for?
dude: shut up ally, im simping

by dirty dej July 26, 2016

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When a man a man shows alot of affection to a woman when he's around her but acts as if she means nothing around his friends.

Simpin ass Man to girl: Oh baby I love you so much. I don't know what I would ever do with out you..

Simpin ass Man to his boys: Man, I don't need that b*tch she aieght in the sack but there's other fish in the sea!!!

by Missizhunter October 3, 2007

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Simps are in-genuine men who act friendly, but are really trying to buy into a women's pants. They can be seen begging, being highly agreeable, and giving expensive gifts to a women they JUST met. When they inevitably get friend-zones, the simp becomes frustrated and declares"women only like assholes".

John: "Yesterday at the bar I spent all night complimenting and buying this random girl drinks."

Justin: "O wow your such a nice guy".

John:" I KNOW RIGHT!, yet I didn't even give me any "thank you" sex. She ended up going home with this asshole instead."

Justin: "...smh!"

John: "I tell you man, simpin aint easy!

by Captain Sava December 27, 2011

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