Simpess

What you call a simp girl

Guy 1: bro she's really into me, she bought me a gift yesterday

Guy 2: bro trust me, she's a simpess

by dio_brando1737 August 28, 2020

Simpity

the state or quality of being a simp

His simpity clouded his judgement on whether or not to trust her, the total smokeshow's, claim that she was not guilty of the crime of stealing curry bread from the bakery.

by MoribundMurdoch September 15, 2020

SIMPtyoms

when your friend starts catching feelings for a guy

Damn she caught SIMPtyoms faster than she caught COVID

by Ifykyk December 7, 2020

Simpstinct

-a sixth sense for simps
-the knowledge of how to improve as a simp in a certain moment

Be sure to use your Simpstinct.

by Tenzie_25 April 1, 2021

Simpathal condition

When you start to simp a little TOO much.

You simp so much it’s like you have a disease

Worse then just a simp, it’s a bad case of simping

“Dude I think Noah has simpathal condition” “He simps so much like he needs to chill” “Did you hear Emma has simpathal condition? She simps so hard for everyone!”

by ToeCracker777 April 22, 2021

simpeating

A simp repeating everything a person who they are simping for is saying in order to gain their approval.
Extra points for pointing out their similarities.

Susie: "I think the movie was very boring"
Geoffrey: "Yes, I also think that the movie was very boring. We are so similar."
Peter: "Look at Geoffrey, he doesn't have an own opinion. He's always simpeating."

by teilzeitgeisterjäger December 6, 2021

ignorant simpleton

a simple ton is a person who does not realize how dumb they are but are really dumb and immature.

T giggles is an ignorant simpleton, he knows nothing.

by burrman23 April 6, 2010