Simon

kind of an asshole. he doesn't speak well and he's weird. he may be homeless. cunt-licker and an asshat. but lesbihonest he has a huge dick.

Simon: We should hang out
any female: fuck you and your lice because your homeless

by krystal11 February 2, 2013

Simon

A sad man who has no life or dick. Cant get any girls, but gets tons of dudes.

omg that dude cant get girls, he's a simon!!

by Killer of your soul November 20, 2016

Simon

A sex god, one with many friends and says no to thots. He is humble and respects everyone if they aren't being faggots. When he sees booty, he eats the booty. He gets what he wants. He is called "Daddy" very often, particularly in the bed. Girls cannot resist this sexy motherfucker.
If any Simon happens to be born in November, are you in luck, when in season, the Simon will sprout into his true form.

*in the bed*
Hot Chick: Oh Daddy, thats right. Im so glad I came across you Simon
Simon: Your welcome.

*any other situation*
Hot Chick(s): Oh Simon, thats right, Im so glad I came across you

Simon: Your welcome

by The MdASluGa January 22, 2019

Simon

Says he's not gay and nobody believes him even though he's the straightest man alive

Yea he just gets simoned a lot

by Chrissy P man June 3, 2020

Simon

Simon is just like the rest of us exept he’s got one big ass

DAM simons ass

by Susannah December 13, 2017

Simon

A rich, upper class person. With other £1000000.

OMG how did u get that your liked simon

by spinnyharv September 15, 2017

Simon

A big ass nerd. Biggest dork in the grade but probably has a HUGE dong. Argues with the math teacher all the time and switches schools because he doesn't agree. Low key fire at dabbing and will fight you if you piss him off. Wears glasses, and doesn't brush his hair. Works for hours and plays Minecraft at home. Has an iPad. Watches Dr. Who. VERY DORKY.

Shut the HELL up Simon!!!!

by Mcbigballer12 July 28, 2017