Carlos

Fucks simon and they have a baby

Person 1: is that simon and carlos going at it?!?

Karlos: come join us NOW!!

by Whatisthisfuck October 21, 2019

Simon

Fucks emilo and sucks his dick

Simon has so small dick you need very big glasses to see his and emilo helps with that by being bisexual so simon doesn't feel sad

Emilo: simon please suck it hard ill pay good

Simon: fine only cuz i need to pay for food

by Whatisthisfuck October 21, 2019