USA Swimming

The official swimming federation of the United States. The headquarters are located at the Olympic Training Center in Colorado Springs. USA Swimming has more than 300,000 swimmers, ranging from gold medalists to those who do it for fun. USA Swimming has a national team, made up of approximately 50 athletes, a Youth Team, and many other teams. USA Swimming hosts two National Championships a year, one in August and one in December. USA Swimming is the number one ranked team in the world.

I'm glad I live in America so I can be a part of USA Swimming!

by alwaysclassy January 2, 2012

Limp simping

opposite of pimp chimping. not cool, hangs out with your enemies, a limp simper sucks

hey did you see eve today? she was limp simping so bad

by impimpchimpingrn September 25, 2020

swimming

A sport, often misunderstood by outsiders, which requires the most work of all sports. Swimming is a sport and requires much physical endurance and technique. Anyone who swims for a year will be just as good or better than other "swimmers," at least on a high school level. Certain college and level swimmers are certainly viable athletes, although personal experience of high school swimming clarifies its requirements of spectacular strenth.

Athelete: Do a pushup, man, since you say you're such a great athlete and all.
Swimmer: Dude! Ill
mess you up, i have more upper body strenth in my middlefinger that u do ever just because i swimming

by Billy 5631963219639123691 April 9, 2006

Semming

The act of gay sex in front of one's cat.

Bruce and B.H. were really Semming in front of B.H.'s cat.

by gigi FN July 11, 2011

swimming

The only sport where people pee without going to the restroom.

Let's have some beers and go swimming for a couple of hours. Yet none goes to the restoom.

by Adrian Skertchly May 3, 2005

swimming

sport that sounds sexual when talking about it. usually swimmers are best at sex (duh!)

about diving: throw yourself into it!

about backstroke starts: go under, give it four or five good hard thrusts, and then extend out ouf the water as hard as you can!

by genna January 25, 2005

Huxtable Swimming Lesson

Any sexual act occuring in any Bathtub or swimming pool. Used on The Cosby Show in the 1980's when Cliff and Clair wanted to go upstairs and bang in the shower "Come on dear, lets take a Huxtable swimming lesson"

Guy 1: There is a lot of banging noise coming from the bathroom. Guy 2: Yeah Jeff and Sarah are taking a Huxtable swimming lesson

by Motherfuckinglyricalwordsmith August 23, 2010