swonking

The act of drinking alcohol in order to become intoxicated.

"Wooohhhhhh, let's go swonking Nigel. Let's get totally swonked."

by kenturamon April 27, 2009

honkie shmonkie

a magical yellow fairy

The guy punched the honkie shmonkie.

by ??? July 30, 2003

Shlonk

Shlonking is the act of smoking weed while shitting, and having an orgasm at the same time

Hey Jack, I heard that Mike totally shlonked weed last night.

Holy shit! Matt still smells like ass after he shlonked that weed last night.

by Gus0001 February 15, 2019

shonk

A thing which be-est dodgey in the manner of its fabrication or final design.

Thanks Gimblett, that was totally shonk

by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003

shwank

to simultanously hang a shit and to wank (masterbate).

fuck yeah do it all the time,lowers your chance of getting prostate cancer by fifty percent,yeah fuck yeah shwanking is the way to go!

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

Shoonk

Any object, person, or place. Anything.

"Look at that shoonker. How much do you think he paid for it?"

"My shoonk is all messed up today."

"I put my books on that shoonk over there."

by The Sass Attack May 21, 2010

Swonk

1. To help someone with an act of kindness, only to then seduce the other party into having sexual relations with you.

2. To suggest that you're about to help an individual to seduce them into having sexual relations.

"Jessica from math class asked me to help her with homework last night. SWONK!!"
"Check that girl out over there looking at books. I'm gonna go help her out. SWONK!!"

by KingTrav June 27, 2018