shtoomper

noun A multi-purpose mild insult, quite often making a comparison to male genitalia or the anus. Similarly it can liken an individual to an idiot or foolish person.

Where is it? It's up my shtoomper!
I balanced this on my shtoomper for a laugh.
He's a total shtoomper!
What a shtoomper!

by The Sands of Time December 2, 2011

shlooster

one of the weirdest kids i know

"im gonna take apart a fucking dryer one day just to find out where the dam socks go!" -oster

by leigh December 15, 2004

shcoogin

AKA scab turd, a shcoogin is when your internal hemorrhoids rupture causing your rectum to fill with blood, when you have your bowel movement causing your duce to appear a burgandy color becuse the cracks in the turd are caked with the scabs of ass blood.

that shcoogin was brutal!

you shcoogin!

by john chiles July 20, 2010

Shloopoo

A dick after sex that looks like a slide

I got a shloopoo after we fucked all night long

by Shloopoo August 8, 2016

Shloot

A word that can be used to replace just about any and every noun, adjective or verb

Hey, wanna go smoke a shloot?

by Vinny Boberino October 8, 2018

Shloogle

The receiving of goods from someone who originates from the Netherlands, particularly wooden shoes and tulips.

“I was strolling to work and was given a pair of clog knogs! I’ve been shloogled and don’t mind at all”.

by Coveknog November 29, 2018

shloothed

to be shit faced and drunk at the same time

bro i’m so shloothed right now

by kzty July 1, 2019