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Speckled Ham

A womans asshole when viewed after a not so good wipe. It will be covered with flecks of shit, thus, speckled.
I was fucking her from behind and noticed she had a speckled ham!
by Pierced69 September 26, 2011
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shreklets

shreklets made babies
by shrek887625 April 30, 2019
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speckled fart

Anyone of Irish or Scottish decent “their blood being so mixed up that mc and Mac are really the only difference” that has freckles and stink like a fat chicks sweaty side boob,, no bra of course.
Wow that dudes a spaz,, yeah so is that speckled fart asshole over there. He is such a ball hog. Yeah those red headed speckled farts are so typical.
by Marshall tucker October 31, 2021
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Speckled Cock

A penis infected with Syphilis, AIDS and various other STDs at the same time, which looks very similar to a blue waffle.
Woman 1: How was the date with Jared last night?
Woman 2: It was marvelous, I pulled down his pants and saw a giant Speckled Cock!
by GGigidygigidy69 January 16, 2022
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shmeckleometer

A tool concockted to get the temperature of ones schmeckle.
My penis is getting warm, do you have a shmeckleometer
by Beefcake520 April 30, 2022
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shrunkled

The shrivelling or deformation of a body extremity
That water was so cold it has shrunkled my winky
by jon ronson July 29, 2006
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Shricklen

A shricklen is a kid who lies, trying to get attention or people to notice them. Also, they may say things like, "I'm so ugly," When they actually think they're all that. They only say that they're ugly to get comments about how good they look. They're similar to an emo kid, but they don't dress like one. They're just whiny little dumabsses.
Joe -"My mommy just died!! I am so ugly! Doesn't anyone care?!!!!"
Clair -"God, that kid is such a Shricklen."
by GirlOfDOOM! February 26, 2009
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