To scramble one's eggs

To hurt/ injure one's testicles.

Sister: I kicked Mark from your P.E. class in the dick!
Brother: You know nothing, you didn't kicked him in the dick, you scambled his eggs!
Sister: Eggs?
Brother: His nuts! The two balls guys have between their legs!

Guy 1: Ohh! He just made some scrambled eggs on that rail!
Guy 2: To scramble one's eggs, he must first have eggs. He prolly has cashews for nuts because anyone would be howling after railing his nuts.
Guy 1:i bet he won't try to skate anytime soon.

by Nobli June 1, 2022

Daniel Saramada

The most famous Chinese football player in the South East

Yo have you heard of Daniel Saramada?
*you mean the one of the Oak Valley Middle School in San Diego California?*
Sure do!

by owoingowoer November 12, 2022

Ram N Scram

To have sexual relations with a random and leave shortly after intercourse.

Dude last night I pulled a ram n scram on some hottie from a party, too bad i didn't get her name.

by Innuendo is Best April 4, 2009

last minute scramble

At the end of a frat party, etc. when everyone who isn't already hooking up frantically scrambles to find ANYBODY to go home with.

Wtf, that is the 4th hideous guy to come up to me in the past 5 minutes. What is this, the last minute scramble?

by Lalalauren174 June 2, 2011

Scramble

Dope cut with special ingredients in order to give you a better rush.

Damn dude...... That shit.... Man I gotta... get this shit more often.... ZZzzZzzZzzZz


(Scramble)

by th33nd0fy0u June 24, 2008

scram it west, ho!

A softer, gentler way to say: "get out of my fucking face, bitch."

"No. There will not be any money spent on you tonight, now SCRAM IT WEST, HO!"

by Xander November 26, 2003

Schramrod

The biggest asshole on a faculty in a school. This person lacks social skills, is condescending and has delusions of grandeur. He is a jerk to both students and staff alike. Loathed by his fellow employees. Hated and made fun of by students. He also idolizes Tiger Woods.

1. "Damn that guy is a complete schramrod, everybody hates him!"

2. "Dude, don't be such a schramrod! I was only asking about your sunglasses."

3. The teacher was being such a schramrod that all the students went AWOL.

by TMW-DT December 14, 2010