Shamrock Shower

Urinating on a sexual partner during intercourse after ingesting large amounts of asparagus

Yo! I gave that bitch a shamrock shower like a muther fucker!

by opeake April 12, 2011

grower not a shower

A person whose penis appears tiny when flaccid, but that redeems itself when erect.

After being derided in the locker room for his limp rat dick, Tony assured the others with his only comeback: "I'm a grower not a shower!"

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

shower arms

When guys have really muscles arms. So big that they are able to hold a girl up in the shower. For sex.

"OMG did you see him?" "Oh yeah total shower arms!"

by here is my definition April 9, 2009

Browntown Showdown

A heated battle of sorts between two males when a resolution is unattainable. The Browntown Showdown is a modern play on the classic event, the "Tug-of-War". The two parties involved take a rope (twine for the frail and anally incompetent) preferably a half-inch in diameter. The rope is to be knotted on both ends and then inserted into the anal cavities of the aforementioned. Both men then must clench their assly muscles and take steps away from each other, the first party to release the rope is the loser.

(A ropesmith is preferred and must regulate/monitor the proceedings)

no-homo is not necessary, but may help in further explanations to others

"My teacher said the answer was X = 3, I disagree; it's time for a Browntown Showdown."

by bilky koors August 19, 2009

James Bond Shower

When one showers in hot water, then rinses in ice cold water right before turning off the faucet.

I took a James Bond Shower today... It made my hair shiny and it flushed away lactic acid in my muscles!

by iammeyo February 21, 2011

middle school shower

The school gym shower in middle school. It is the first time students are forced to get naked and shower around their friends and classmates at school. Older schools have a communal shower, in which no one can hide anything, and anyone can see how developed their classmates have gotten in terms of dick/boob size and public hair. Some students are humiliated by this, while others are proud to show off. Reactions to erections can vary - sometimes they are ridiculed, and sometimes they cause other students to get erections.

Jacob: Did you enjoy the middle school shower?

James: I did! I had the biggest dick of all my classmates! What about you?

Jacob: I didn't have any pubic hair at the beginning, so I got teased, and I got an erection almost every day, no matter how hard I tried not to.

by naked streaker August 6, 2019

Hot shower

A regular shower, but with me in it.

Shower: "I'm just a regular shower."
*Altrows walks into the shower.*
Shower: "Man, I'm a Hot shower."

by DTROWS December 7, 2013