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Shooting the Boogeyman

To avoid embarrassment in anticipation of premature ejaculation; pull your girl to the foot of the bed, kneel on the floor to perform oral sex while simultaneously AND secretly blowing your load under the bed. Continue oral until erection returns then resume intercourse and perform like a champ.
It was Lou's first time with Susie. He was in the midst of drilling when he felt like he was going to nut too soon. He knew Shooting the Boogeyman was his only way to get a second date.
by CL Quick Fart March 5, 2011
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shooing the dog

When your best mates hands are down your mrs's pants and she wakes up
She woke up to find him shooing the dog
by The shining finger March 29, 2015
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Showing dominance

When you grab other boys asses or do other faggot activity’s
Grabs boys ass “fwaaaaa”

That’s gay
“Nah I’m showing dominance
by Childish orange April 23, 2019
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trailer wheels are showing

this is when a white person is acting like white trash.
a girl takes a picures of herself for online booty call, and her daughter is in the background.

Her trailer wheels are showing.

When a guy hits on a girl and asks if she want a ride in his trans am. His trailer wheels are showing.

When a couple gets married at Wal Mart. Their trailer wheels are showing.
by stgeorgeutsucks November 12, 2009
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showing a little neck

Similar to how cleavage is when women show a part of their breasts, showing a little neck is where a man show only a part of his penis around the base.
Ex. "I went to check out Dylan Sprouce's nude pics but he was only just showing a little neck."
by Izzy16180 December 22, 2013
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Shooting for a Hermie

A fool's errand. Repeatedly attempting to accomplish the impossible. Refers to the practice of gypsy folk in 13th Century Transylvania who kept having kids in their obsessive desire to have brats with both sets of junk.
Yo. Ain't no way the Trash Panda's going to hook up with T-Bone. That cat's just shooting for a hermie, and should just pack it the fuck in.
by JettFresh October 27, 2018
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