Shortyrez

Pimpest dorf around. Best cleric evah!

Shortyrez is the bomb.

by Seratonin September 23, 2003

cock sorcerer

a person that pisses u off to no extent and should be hung by their fuckin taint!

most and foremost managerial people are a primary target to get cock sorcerer status!

by sal February 3, 2004

anal scorcerer

huge cock

john is an anal scorcerer

by Shenkman January 2, 2009

shirterra

Shirterra is a kind soul.

She can be a nice girl and a material Gurl both at once.she loves being called terra but call me shirt I will love you <3.xoxox shirterra Reddick

Shirterra is a girl.

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Lazy Shortbread

A withered flaccid penis possibly but not necessarily coupled with an inability to gain an erection.

Referencing the genitalia of older men, often seen within cheap cafe's ordering tea and biscuits, due to the cheap deals that OAP's search out, the shortbread will undoubtedly be without design ergo "lazily" made.

"Dude I was about to fuck her but all of a sudden I went lazy shortbread."

"It's too cold out here, I'm stocking more lazy shortbread than a Salvation Army Coffee morning"

by MightyMurloc January 7, 2012

Sorcerer

(n.)A man who is a virgin and faps all the time. Many Wizards, including all of the sorcerers in the book Harry Potter,
carry a stick(wand). They point the stick(wand) to other people and shout non-sense before the stick cum and shoot green or yellow jizz out of the top.
PS: If you are married and/or have a partner, you are graduated from being a sorcerer.

A:DUDE I JUST GRADUATED FROM BEING A SORCERER!
B: DANG IT!! I WILL find a better girlfriend than yours when I graduate.

by JUST A MAGICIAN July 7, 2015

sorcereress

A genderfluid arcane spellcaster

The sorcereress had strength enough for only one more spell. Sorcerer Sorceress

by JohnMoreDread December 19, 2017