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alaskin strawberry shortcake

the act of bringing a girl in the snow punching her in the nose giving her a bloody putting the bloody snow on your penis and having her eat it
yo that bitch was being a whore so i fuckin alaskin strawberry shortcaked her
by Sabadu Buhhr September 14, 2012
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shortcut clause

Invoking the shortcut clause indicates you never wish to discuss a specifically distasteful topic again. It's entymology can be found in a "Simpsons" episode (www.tv.com/the-simpsons/itchy-and-scratchy-land/episode/1392/trivia.html) wherein the family takes a shortcut and a smash-cut brings us back to them, in disarray, with Homer intoning ominously, "Let us never speak of the shortcut again".

You would not use the shortcut clause to avoid talking about something good, only something too horrible or traumatic to want to relive in any manner.
She: How was your date with my sister?

He: I claim the shortcut clause.
by Keep The Reason March 4, 2009
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Raspberry Shortcake

When one utilizes the unused or used end of a used tampon to stem the flow of a bloody nose obtained during intercourse.
The lesbians were very rough with each other, but a raspberry shortcake allowed the fun to continue.
by Crackbabybasketballlover. June 13, 2012
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Dutch Shortcake

An sexual act involving the male coming on both sides of the females body creating a sandwhich.
You should've seen that girl last night I dutch shortcake'd her rotten.
by LudoMcTheShortcaker October 26, 2008
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Strawberry Shortcake Remix

When a guy fucks a girl on her period and cums on her face, getting a mixture of the girl's own period blood and his cum on her face, and possibly in her mouth.
by Lee Williams #5 March 17, 2011
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Strawberry shortcake

A awesome badass tv show for grown men ,particularly Dwayne (the rock) Johnson
I’m 56 and I love the show Strawberry Shortcake
by cman64 April 20, 2018
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Strawberry Shortcake

When your partner is on there menstrual cycle and the male ejaculates in his partner.
I gave my partner a strawberry shortcake last night. Hehe.
by Dao house October 9, 2019
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