Shortcation

A vacation lasting less than 4 days. A short vacation because of lack of funds or time.

Funds are tight and I just started a new job so it's going to be tough for me to get away this summer, I'm going to have to take a shortcation to get my head straight.

by tomco June 18, 2014

Shoutcaster

A live commentator for video games in e-sports. Originally named after the SHOUTcast plugin for WinAmp which was used for early live internet audio streams of e-sports matches, the term was generalized and now refers to the commentator role in general. The job is often split into the roles of play-by-play caster and analyst, as with American Football broadcasters.

Commentary in Counter-Strike is provided by a team of shoutcasters.

by novaq March 26, 2018

ShortWaster

When your shorts are too close to the curb!

Lizzie wanted to stay past her bedtime, But Daddy said no you "shortwaster".

by ShortWaster January 28, 2021

shartastical

Something so amazing and fantastic it forces a shart between your hairy, nasty ass butt-cheeks

Bill: dude did you see that guy wreck his car?

Jason: yea man that shit was SHARTASTICAL

by guns4days_308 November 25, 2013

Shortcake Time

The moment when adults reminisce about how great Christmas was as a child but then immediately snap out of it and then understand that life is a cruel game intended to beat you to your knees and rob you of your soul. This disenchanting realization then propels the frustrated grown-up into a desperate struggle to have fun participating in the "same old, same old" go-to's such as attending lame holiday parties, wearing ugly sweaters, overeating, and drinking their faces off.

It's Christmas, and you know what that means. It's Shortcake Time. Yum yum yum, it's Shortcake Time.

by Sir William Brownbotton III December 4, 2017

Shortist

A person who is short and supports the idea of shortism. They do not like tall people and their symbol is a ladder.

Tall people SUCK! The shortists will rise again.

by MemeMaster777 June 28, 2018

Runge Shortcut

1. The way that has the best chance of seeing deer

2. The absolute longest way to where your going that will most likely make you late

3. The route you are taking when you have no idea where you are

We were an hour late because it's the middle of hunting season and John took a Runge Shortcut

by Tierd of driving November 26, 2009