Expensive Shopper Syndrome

An unfortunate condition where a person tends to pick out the most expensive item available. If they are given a choice of ten different items, they could pick an item with their eyes closed and it would still be the most expensive item.

My friend has Expensive Shopper Syndrome. I showed her ten different shirts and she chose the $200 one without even looking!

by I heart chocolate flakes! February 2, 2009

slipper shoppers

Those folks who go shopping in their baggy fleece PJ bottoms and animal head slippers.

Here come those “I don’t give a fuck” slipper shoppers up the aisle again!

by Dr Bunnygirl February 24, 2019

six shooter

A pistol or handgun able to fire up to six shots before needing to be reloaded.

Don't hate on the little man 'cause he's packin' a six shooter!

by Otaku Guardian February 8, 2005

Black Rock Shooter

A super cool Anime Character based off of Miku Hatsune, of the Vocaloids. She has pale skin, blue eyes, and long black hair that is pulled into to ponytails on each side of her head. She wears a black bikini top and short black shorts with a black foot length coat. She wields an arm cannon and a katana. She is created by HUKE

Black Rock Shooter is NOT Miku Hatsune nor a Vocaloid.

by M@t and Mia November 2, 2009

sprout-shooter

A derogatory way to dismiss one's behavior as trivial or childish.

Also an excellent strategy to establish complete domination of your coolness over the other loser.

As the 17 year old boys were throwing rocks at the cars I couldnt help but think their actions where similar to a Sprout-shooter's.

Brett rolled his eyes as Marsha cried. Why was she such a Sproutshooter?

by Brett and Marsha December 24, 2006

happy shopper

1) A chain of small supermarkets.

2) Someone who shamelessly manipulates others for their money - differing from a gold-digger in that a happy shopper usually pesters their friends, parents etc. rather than their partner.

3) Someone who is very good at using image manipulation programs, especially Photoshop, and often photoshops things for their own amusement.

4) Someone who obtains others' unwanted items for free.

1) Just going to happy shopper for a six-pack.

2) Jay wanted me to lend him another fiver today, but he's not paid me back from the previous twenty times. I'm starting to think he's just a happy shopper.

3) Seen this great pic? That Jay's a right happy shopper!

4) Drag the old sofa to the kerb, some happy shopper'll take care of it.

by JackBlue January 4, 2009

Sharp shootership

Excellence at shooting guns. It's a noun version for sharp shooter

"In order to be a member you need really high sharp shootership.

by zman4593 July 2, 2016