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women be shopping

a phrase used to describe the strange/abnormal/inexplicable things women sometimes do.
Erick: Yo man my ex gf just texted me sayin she wanted to come over and shave my back hair and listen to me purr like a walrus then two minutes later she called me and told me to go fly a kite.

Mike: Oh son you knows women be shopping. Chall gotta forget that trick ass hoe.
by crazycyrax February 20, 2009
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curb stomping

During an assualt when a person is forced to bite the cement corner of a sidewalk and is then kicked in the head, trying to break the victim's jaw, usually fatally.
by becca bo June 22, 2005
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Outlet Shopping

When your cell phone, iPod or computer battery is just about to die, and you are engaged in a frantic hunt for an electrical socket to plug it into at an airport, you're "outlet shopping".
"Man, my phone gave up the ghost at LaGuardia, and I was outlet shopping for 15 minutes 'cos none of these geeks would let me plug in..."
by Uncle Des June 27, 2009
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pastry shopping

when a man (or woman for that matter) goes out looking for muffin top females to meet or hook up with. this pursuit can be either conscious or unconscious.
Yo, Alex is really pastry shopping tonight, thats the third muffin top he's macked on tonight!
by HassK December 9, 2008
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Online window shopping

The act of browsing through items that are available for purchase online without the intention of purchasing them.
I don’t usually have much money, so I do a lot of online window shopping.
by Sue Nym April 21, 2018
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shit stomping boots

"Shit stomping boots" refers to a pair of boots that are good for stomping and kicking. Excellent for fights. Shit stomping boots are usually combat boots, tanker boots, steel toe boots, etc. A good example are Demonia's RIOT-12 boots.
Some wannabe ganger was making fun of me. I happened to be wearing my shit stomping boots so I kicked the shit out of him.
by marinerteen51 January 5, 2009
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shopping shopping

the shopping you do when you go to the grocery store to buy your monthly supply of grocerys as opposed to just going and getting a few things to eat for a few days.
"we have to go shopping shopping again-our freezer looks pretty empty."
by thebadnun December 23, 2009
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