Shelf tits

tits that are so pushed up they look like their sitting on a shelf

"dude, look at that girl" "man, she has massive Shelf tits!"

by maxiepie1280192 March 31, 2009

Reaching for top shelf

When a person is performing cunnilingus and simultaneously reaches for the recipient's breasts.

Specifically, this definition is relevant if the recipient is a tall female because the person performing cunnilingus is un-able to reach for the goodies, the 'cookie jar' if you like. The hand gestures reflect this internal struggle.

Bro: "What happened when you took Roxy home last night man?"

Bro 2: "I was eating the kitty and reaching for top shelf bro but she was fucking tall my G! I could barely reach!"

by CookieJarBoi69 August 30, 2019

shelf ass

When one's ass, usually larger female's, stick so far out horizontally that it may be used as a shelf to place items on.

"Hey dude, have you seen my drink?"

"Oh broski, I left it on that bitch's shelf ass ahead of us in the line in Wal-Mart."

"What the fux, bro."

by SpykeIzLeet August 23, 2011

bottom shelf

Low quality item. A non name brand product.

Room mate 1: "I bought Fruit-Os for breakfast."
Room mate 2: "You mean bottom shelf Fruitloops?"

by Businesstime September 7, 2007

shelf bra

Shelf bra is a type of bra that does not cover the nipples or the upper portion of the breasts. Its function is to lift the breasts up and provide some form of support (or so they claim). Highly impractical for daily use, serves 3 real functions:

1. Lifts the breasts, making them look full and firm under a sweater or such
2. Makes the nipples prominent under clothing
3. Makes a girl look like a porn star, which may spice up a couple's sex life.

For bedroom usage, a shelf bra may be paired with matching panties, garterbelts, stockings etc.

Cindy bought a pair of matching panties and shelf-bra as a surprise treat for her boyfriend. This lead to a four-hour sex session and an odd-looking stain on one of their bedroom walls.

by Cruel Elevator May 17, 2005

Shelfie

A picture or portrait of your bookshelf. Showcasing literature IN ALL IT'S GLORY!
(This term was originally defined by author Rick Riordan).
Not to be confused with selfie .

As you can see, everything in my shelfie is color coordinated.

by chocopath December 17, 2013

shoefiti

The artistic expression of slinging shoes tied together by their laces over power lines. Generally photographs are taken of the shoefito for distribution among fellow "artists" as well as the general public.

Gerry is quite the shoefiti artist. He's gone through eight pairs of Keds this week alone!

by David MacInroy June 9, 2007