You have a cheek splitting double chocolate warhead in it's third trimester. You go into the bathroom, and no one is there. You see the stall door, and everything appears to be normal from the outside. However you know from fearful past experiences this is rarley the case. As you reach to open the stall door, something inside you tells you something is wrong. Your body activates a saftey mechanism, protecting you from what might be. You open the door, and as you feared, it's the worst thing you have ever seen in your life. The first stall you open, theres piss all over the seat. The second stall you open, its an unflushed mix of sinkers and floaters, as well as the squirts.
Then the third...
The prior occupant laced out a massive pinch, he was probably going for a record breaker, he tried to keep it in one piece, but he got pissed when it started to break up, so he left the rest right on the seat. It was also unwipable, at which point the occupant got frustrated, the toilet was flooded with tea color water and was spilling over the sides. The floor was covered with piss, and then they smeared shit all over the walls.
Then the third...
The prior occupant laced out a massive pinch, he was probably going for a record breaker, he tried to keep it in one piece, but he got pissed when it started to break up, so he left the rest right on the seat. It was also unwipable, at which point the occupant got frustrated, the toilet was flooded with tea color water and was spilling over the sides. The floor was covered with piss, and then they smeared shit all over the walls.
last bathroom I went to was a total stall shock, I'm definatley going to leave school and go home from now on.
by stevos skate balls March 11, 2010
Verb.
When casually browsing a web page and scrolling down you come across a picture that you had no intention or want to view.
When casually browsing a web page and scrolling down you come across a picture that you had no intention or want to view.
Jack, with tissue in hand: “O hell yeah, this whore at the top of the page is HOT!!! Let me just scroll down and see what else this wonderful site has to show.
scrolling...
scrolling...
"Midget Tranny Porn.jpg"
Jack: “OH MY GOD NO!!!!! MY EYES!"
*throws monitor from desk.
Scroll Shock strikes again.
scrolling...
scrolling...
"Midget Tranny Porn.jpg"
Jack: “OH MY GOD NO!!!!! MY EYES!"
*throws monitor from desk.
Scroll Shock strikes again.
by Truthzor August 28, 2012
When an unsocial person heads to college and finds out it's a completely different world. They start partying like crazy and never do any work because they have never experienced something like this. They usually find pretty limp parties "out of control".
by TLC1234 September 10, 2005
A website used with the express purpose of shocking the living crap out of anyone you link it to. Examples include felch.me, tubgirl, lemonparty, and goatse.
by thedelph December 23, 2012
A website that has all the shock pictures (Goatse.cx), shock videos (1man1jar), and shock loops (Meatspin).
by soowutthegreat August 25, 2020
The shock of having to wake up a lot ealier than you normally would due to school after summer vacation.
by Sid Barrett August 28, 2007
An elite force in any setting, Shock Troops set the benchmark for excellence in their field of expertise. Can travel in groups or as a one-man wolfpack. Shock and Awe is the mantra of these highly skilled, yet often, unrefined individuals whose motto is, "Best of the best; Fuck all the rest!"
Bob: Man, this shit's impossible, we're gonna have to figure out another way!
Joe: Dude, Fuckabunchathatshit!!! Time to call in the Shock Troop(s)!
Joe: Dude, Fuckabunchathatshit!!! Time to call in the Shock Troop(s)!
by Shock Troop General July 29, 2011