shmeckle

An extremely small penis, the size of a tick tack.

Kyle said, "I have a shmeckle!" Matt replied, "Do you jack off with a cheerio?"

by Werner Heisenberg March 20, 2009

Shmacker

A slang term from the Bay Area to describe any kind of Ecstacy pill, but paticularly a strong pill.

Damn breh, im trying to get some Shmackers tonight; are you shmackin?; i need some shmacks!

by Yung Meez June 6, 2009

shlockered

(Noun) Very, very intoxicated. See also drunk, wasted.

Boy do I have a hangover. I got shlockered last night.

by ChelseaV September 11, 2005

Shlockabooger

Sophie

Come here shlockabooger

by Bean slawfish May 24, 2019

shmack

the action of chewing while simultaneously making a smacking noise with your lips.

Could also be used to describe a food that you enjoy.

Stop shmacking!

These chips Shmack.

by Bilos Beacon May 26, 2019

shmeckelkecker

condom. Yiddish:penis cover

I see you came with a shmeckelkecker.

by Steviedee February 11, 2004

shmuck

(Yiddish)
a) A penis.
b) An annoying person.

"I was planning this party for weeks, and this Shmuck comes and ruined it !!"

by Anonymous August 12, 2003