sheisty

Someone who is shady and not totally honest.

Jon told me he was going to his friends house tonight, but his car is not there. He is soo fucking sheisty.

by Brooke November 30, 2003

Shmister

(adjective) used to describe one person who knows enough about everything to start a conversation but once they begin talking on a topic, you relize they know nothing about it. They try to use big words and fancy sentence structure to make it sound as if they know what they are talking about when they really dont. These people are often thought of as "know-it-all's" when they really know nothing. They are often proven wrong and are rarley and expert in any subject.

Dude 1 "bro, i met this babe last night and she had it all, she was hot, succesful, and knew everything about everything!"

Dude 2 "oh, that girl. I talked to her too. she was just a shmister, i wouldnt go for that"

by surfrat96 November 15, 2011

shmirtefléur

What to say if you don't know how to pronounce, spell, or say a word.
( said in a fat Cartman voice)

How do you say it... You know the shmirtefléur!

by Noun: shmir-tee-fléur May 8, 2015

shist

(verb) to steal; to rob

chris likes to shist shit at parties

by dictator of October 7, 2005

sheister

A politician with exceptionally questionable tactics, but still claims to be a good guy when it comes time for re election.

Mike Carroll, Pennsylvania Legislator, is a real sheister. He says one thing and then when its time for re-election he expects us to like him again

by chucky mavison January 29, 2008

shistie

Often used for someone who is being cheap with their money. Or used to replace the word dumb or anything along those lines.

That's shitie as fuck

That shistie basard didn't give me my change.

by x3jessa May 1, 2006

shmit

Alteration of the word "Shit".

Can be used instead of Shit, so as not to offend anyone.

WTF? Cold toco meat...I hate that Shmit!

Toco Bell makes me shmit....

by Juggers November 24, 2004