shallow hal

Derived from the movie "Shallow Hal". A label given to one who consistently overestimates the attractiveness of other people.

Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is smokin'"
Guy 2: "Did you see the buck teeth on that bitch?
Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Shut the fuck up shallow hal"

by bohits January 27, 2004

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shmallowpeeps

a cool account on twitter

WAIT NO I MEAJT TIKTOK BUT IT DOESN'T LET KE CHANGE IT HELP
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by hwhfkqjfjai March 18, 2021

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shmallowpeeps

The swaggiest tiktok creator around, has a sick bunny hat and floofy hair

shmallowpeeps makes great content and use he/they/clouds pronouns :))

by luckycat1146 March 18, 2021

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Shallow River Paddling is a term used to describe what someone looks like while having sexual intercourse. The term was coined during a canoe trip down a river with a very low water level. When a river’s water level is very low a person’s floating vessel may become stuck on rocks and other debris. When this happens he/she must violently thrust his/her hips in a manner resembling a dog violently humping its un-consenting victim to free the vessel from being stuck. This is the act of “Shallow River Paddling” or SRP for short.

“Did you see Aaron shallow river paddling those hookers?

by sdwalk4 May 4, 2010

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Shallow Bust

Noun. A miniscule amount of jism caused by a rapid ejaculation, thus not giving sufficient time for the load to thicken.

Young Nicholas rushed when he should have been keeping a steady pace masturbating.

As a result, he had a shallow bust, making the whole experience an unpleasant one filled with dissapointment and underdeveloped sperm.

by Jbizzlethebyrd May 31, 2010

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