Shloinkers

Fermented chunks of penis cheese, usually kept in tin cans.

"Hey brother, could you pass me the shloinkers?"

by Netsu, the bringer of peace May 19, 2018

shinkling

Taking a shit in a hole cut in a frozen lake.

I’m trying to go ice fishing but instead of fishing I’m just going to do some shinkling.

by camp dube December 13, 2018

Shinking

(verb) to think while taking a shit.

1. I sat there shinking about how to do my three-hour homework in 30 minutes.
2. Yesterday I shunk so hard I came up with a new business plan.

by Thekillerpebble November 20, 2019

Shlinger

Somebody who is being a retard

Diego stop being such a Shlinger

by Nartel April 30, 2021

shinkanshit

When you’re riding the shinkansen (Japanese bullet train) and take a dump in the train’s toilet.

Boy: uh-oh, I ate too much sushi… I need to use the bathroom

Girl: can you hold it till we get to Osaka?

Boy: No I can’t… I’m gonna to go take a shinkanshit

by Thagomizer August 25, 2022

Shlong Shlinger

A person that plays with or pulls or slings their shlong.

Omg. Stop shling`n your shlong dan!

by - December 21, 2004

Shling

The olympic sport of shoe-flinging. Works best with rubber flip flops or loose sneakers. There are 3 main categoroes for a Shling competition: Grace, Distance, and Height, with a bonus "creative" category.

Let's go play Shling on the hill! Oh crap! My shoe got caught in the tree!

by Poochyena 50HP August 17, 2007