schwasted

A word that Maria likes to use in her away messages even though it is clearly not part of the English language.

"Umich is so boring, all we do is get schwasted"

by Atrain April 28, 2004

swasted

1. The state in which you are sweet, sick, and wasted all at once.

Kyle was so swasted last night.

by Kyle's Mom April 26, 2006

schwasted

A word used by little kids who think they're drunk

That party got me so schwasted last night.. I don't remember anything after I fell asleep.. I might have been on marijuana

by genericwhitemale February 10, 2008

shwasted

to be too fucked up to say words correctly

i'm so shwasted, i drank like this much

by meowkittycat July 31, 2012

shwasted

a term originally derived in western Pennsylvania used to describe the act of consuming large quantities of alcohol, followed by begging a friend to drive to Sheetz, a local gas station famous for great late night food.
Contrary to popular belief, the term does not have origin in the combination of "shit-faced" and "wasted".

A shwasted night ain't done without at least three of those Jr. Burgers for 99 cents.

by Dank Deez April 25, 2008

shwasted

Being stoned and wasted simultaneously

After hitting the bong and drinking a six pack I was feeling very shwasted.

by Juan Encarnacion May 25, 2007

Shwasted

Being so hammered drunk that you are both shitfaced and waisted at the same time. (sh-wasted)

Dude last night I drank like 34 beers and got shwasted.

by I know the lingo December 28, 2007