shitload

not an actual unit of measurement, rather it is slang for the numerical value of 88. Thus while something can be a shitload of pounds that is not the proper definition, a shitload of apples would in fact be 88 apples, not 88 pounds of apples.

man: so how many men have you slept with?

woman: a shitload

man: slut...

by Dr. Ostrom May 3, 2007

shitload

More things than you want to count.

dude, you have a shitload of bongs in your kitchen.

by Max September 18, 2003

shitloaf

1. An immense amount; usually describes a large amount of something unfavorable.

2. A typo of the more common slang word "shitload". While they mean the same thing, "shitloaf" is a lighter way of saying it and it gives a slightly comical edge to the statement.

i.e. : "I have a shitloaf of homework for tomorrow :(".

i.e. : "My friends are causing a shitloaf of drama these days".

etc.

by Idna Pmek January 23, 2011

Shitload

noun. one shitload = 3.5 metric tons

I have 2 shitloads of viruses on my computer

by Mercury The White April 22, 2006

metric shitload

The huge amount of work involved in an econometrics major.

Ive got to knock over a metrics shitload tonight.

by Diego September 28, 2003

A Shitload of Fuck

your face

Dude, that was a shitload of fuck!

by BlargBalls February 9, 2010

Shitloaf

One whose loaf is entirely composed of fecal matter.

See also, load (disambiguation)

There was three of them - Meatloaf, Shitloaf and Slagloaf.

by WeKilledTheDog April 18, 2009