Shitcunted

Intoxication, to the point where many moral/business/life mistakes get made and with no recollection of the previous nights events in the morning. Far more drunk then any other descriptive word or slang.

Fred:Where were you last night? I heard you stole, then crashed your bosses car into your girlfriends house, then started hitting on her mum?

Geoff:Shitcunted.

by Schalk tuilagi November 10, 2009

John Shitcock

Signing your name on some ones back using, your penis as a pen and feces as ink.

After I was done bangin her ass I wrote my John Shitcock on her back.

by Daniel Riggs June 18, 2007

[Alfred Shitcock]

When you're engaging in anal intercourse. And the person taking it all of a sudden shits on your cock.

OMFG! Did you just give me an Alfred Shitcock?

Or:
Oh Gee Wizz, i heard your tummy rumble and your ass muscles tighten, but i didn't think you were going to Alfred Shitcock me.

Or:
You are totally the master of suspence. I was waiting for you to give me an alfred shitcock. But i didn't think it would be this soon.

by Hitchcock fan 83 January 13, 2009

Shitcano

When you position a woman/male on there knees with there head propped upwards towards the sealing. Then you eject your runny human feces into her mouth. then you plug her nose, and stick your penis or fingers down here throat. then she will try to get air and end up gargling with the runny human feces , and it looks like a volcanic eruption.

OMG sally, did you see Mathew stick his enormous penis down Jeremias throat with the runny human feces? I thought it was Mount Saint Helen going off again ! but then i realized it was just a GIANT shitcano .

by bobertRJY April 23, 2009

shitcunt

shitcunt term of affection and/or term of anger to a fellow.

'Oi, shitcunt!!! Hows trix?' - affection

'I'll fuckin kill you and yer dirty shitcunt family!!! I'll blow you all up!!!' - anger

by paulw December 3, 2003

shitcoms

It's like a sitcom, but it's a comedy about shit. Sitcoms are comedies about classical situations, loved by people around the world. Shitcoms are meaningless and reak with mendacity.

Dude 1: I hate shitcoms.
Dude 2: You mean like cavemen, carpoolers, and alf?
Dude 1: Yea, they were flops.
Dude 2: The best sitcoms were Friends and How I Met Your Mother. Why can't the networks make more sitcoms like Friends?
Dude 1: TV networks are total bitchass.
Dude 2: Perhaps, they are stoned.

by Sitcom May 29, 2009

shitcow

An extremely large person that resembles a cow but is really a piece of shit.

Goddamn, look at that shitcow.

by Solish December 8, 2004